Timo on the web 2.0 - My Work

written by Tim Labonte

Here's my poem 'Bout how I survived A snowy winter Of 1985

I went out in the snow To build a man I kinda goofed up So it looked like pan

My mom was mad She kicked me out I made her a pan She made me a shout

I know it would be hard Just to survive But it's because of Girl Scouts That kept me alive

It's a good thing I brought My handy Daisy knife Ummm...... dada, dada, dada.... Something that rhymes with knife...

I took the knife I cut down a tree It was neat I was filled with glee

After a week I made a house I found a friend He's Fred, the Mouse!

We tell secrets Food, we make We're such good friends We have a secret handshake

But one day Something bad happened Fred, the mouse, Looked like pig vomit

It wasn't good It's very sad But this is the exact story Of what happened to Fred:

I brought home some acorns To eat for lunch When I stepped in the house I heard a loud crunch

I stood still Then I looked under my shoe Then I noticed It was Fred I've just killed

Poor Friend He was a nice guy But now he's in mouse heaven Up in the sky

Well that's the sad part Of my tale But let's continue Till when I found a pail...

Well, I found a pail Deep in the woods When I picked it up It had food!

Twinkies and cupcakes And Devil Dogs Cookies and biscuits And chicken galore!

But when I looked to the left I saw a moose And right beside it There was a goose

They looked kinda different They looked at me Then in noticed something... They were purple and green!

They charged right at me All the green and purple Then they gave me A purple nurple

I never felt So much pain in my life Well.... yes I did But not in that place

The pain never left It just stayed and stayed So I went to the hospital To get operAted

After three months All of recovery I went back home And watched Discovery

I then went to Wal*Mart I bought a gun Payback to the moose and goose Has not yet begun

I walked around Where I found my pail Then all of a sudden I heard a strange wail

It was the moose Aside with the goose They actually came! Now they're my game

I set my sniper on a log With the close-up maker on Then all of a sudden there was fog Then the moose and goose were gone

Then after a while Something tapped my shoulder It was Fred! He came back from the dead!!!

We went to our house To catch up on things All the stories We had to bring

Then came the story About the moose And beside it With the goose

I told how they made me Have surgery Then we had some Ovaltine And watched Discovery

Then came the next day We went to the site Where I found the pail Then I heard a bite

I looked to the left Where Fred stood And chewing There then was the moose

"You ate Fred!" I cried and cried "You little dip Ate Fred alive!"

I charged at the moose Rammed him with my head I got him so hard No he lay dead. ( I also slipped and fell on the goose and it died, too...)

Well that's the end Of my tale Next time, I might tell you about Ned, the whale

But wait! there's more! Something in store! Wait! Just kidding I don't want you to get bored

Hope you enjoyed my epic Head to feet I think it's better than Homer That's for keep (hahahaha... yeah.)